Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.
Nine out of ten significant people have to do with money or war!
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Jonathan Safran Foer
You think money can solve any problem, but all it s good for is buying the things it can, and leaving you free to pursue the things it can't.
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Ann Herendeen
I have no taste for either poverty or honest labor, so writing is the only recourse left for me.
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Hunter S. Thompson
God, how impossible life is without money. Nothing can ever overcome it, it's everything when it's anything. How can I write in peace with endless worries of money, money, money? (“Disappearing Act”)
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Richard Matheson
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
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Anonymous
More Quotes By Woody Allen
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy,...
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
